2012年9月19日水曜日

annoying orange

Orange: Hey! Apple! 
               Apple...Hey!
               Hey apple! Hey apple! 
               Hey apple! Hey apple! Apple...Hey!

Apple :   What! what! ...what is it?

Orange: Hey apple! Hey apple!
               Aren't you glad I didn't say apple again? "laugh"

Apple : Yeah, that joke was funny the first four hundred times you said it.

Orange: Hey apple!

Apple : what!?

Orange: You look fruity "laugh"

Apple : Yeah...that...that was hilarious

Orange: Hey!...Hey apple!

Apple : what?

Orange: Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds?

Apple : What kind of question is that?!..I don't even have arms.
             How am I gonna do one push-up?

Orange: Hey!

Apple : What?

Orange: Hey apple!

Apple : What?!

Orange: Can you do this...? 

Apple : No!

Orange: Try it!

Apple : No! Stop it!
             OK, you've made your point... stop it! 
             Would you please be quiet!
             for crying out loud would you stop yammering for longer than 3 seconds?
             I can't even hear myself think...Huh...!

Orange: Hey apple!

Apple : What!?

Orange: Knife
              Euuu...Eh...I warned you...Ouch, that looks like it hurts...
              Tried to warn him...
              Hey pear!

Pear  :  Oh God!